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Everything You Need To Know About The Bachelor Premiere.

Everything You Need To Know About The Bachelor Premiere.

Missed last night's ep? Either look away now (spoilers, obvs) or brush up on your deets before settling in for round two. Firstly, establishing essential facts - Osher Ginsberg also goes by Osh, and Richie is, still, terrible at pieces to camera/voiceovers - however also still sweet AF and willing to go through this Inception style spin off of a spin off again in the hopes to find Sam Frost 2.0.

Other important notes: the white rose is back with a twist - the holder can demand one on one time with Richie Rich at any cocktail event; also, there was a plank off, a la 2012. Oh, and some fake slapping at some point - at least four champagnes deep.

As the girls get further into the bubbles, it's basically a race to see who can cut the others' lunch the fastest. So get familiar with the fam.

The Frontrunners

Megan - 27, Health Promotions

Via Network Ten.

Via Network Ten.

Winning points with Richie for her love of watersports and freediving, fellow Perth residency, and taking her shoes off early into the night. Also for the cut outs in that sequin gown.

Odds: 4.5 / 5 roses

Alex - 24, Venue Manager

A bit gushy, wrote a poem for our main man - which elicited an 'incredible' also a mumma to 5-year-old Elijah. Also a bit teary.

Odds: 4 / 5 roses

Tiffany - 29, Training Administrator

Via Network Ten.

Via Network Ten.

Another Perth gal, possessor of some killer abs and winner of the aforementioned plank off. Looks great in a co-ord.

Odds: 3.5 / 5 roses

Olena - 23, Makeup Artist

Hot, mysterious + a little scary: "I do like to attack with the eyes."

Odds: 3 / 5 roses

The Villains

Keira - 29, Account Manager

Via Network Ten.

Via Network Ten.

Already dubbed an 'angry Lara Bingle' or 'poor man's Lara Bingle' - she's been positioned as the new Lorena (including villanious intro jazz), but we're not sure we like her brand of bitchy yet.

Choice quote: "I'm fun, I'm successful, I've got amazing style - I've pretty much got the whole package.

Her instant meme status could be an asset though.

Odds: 2.5 / 5 roses

Also Keira's new mate, Rachael (31, Support Worker) - mainly guilty by association.

Odds: 1.5 / 5 roses

The Slightly Crazy

Eliza - 31, Event Coordinator

Ready to "find my penguin', delivered a painfully earnest song (twice) that had legit everybody - including your boy Richie - cringing. Also referred to them as 'Lady Eliza' and 'Sir Richie'. All kinds of nope.

Via Network Ten.

Via Network Ten.

Odds: 2 / 5 roses

Sasha - 31, Executive Assistant

While the self-proclaimed 'Russian doll' seemed fairly sweet at first glance, she nibbled on her rose during the ceremony, leaving all of Australia in a state of WTF.

Via Sydney Morning Herald.

Via Sydney Morning Herald.

The Batshit Crazy

Janey - 26, Children's Entertainer

Via Popsugar.

Via Popsugar.

Lofty expectations, lofty eyebrows - she gives off a distinctly crazy ex-girlfriend vibe. Her Cinderella aesthetic and 'I love sparkles' vibe went too far when she purposely left a shoe behind after meeting Richie, and went without it for half the night while waiting for him to bring it back (which he eventually did because he's a bloody sweetheart).

Odds: 0.5 / 5 roses

The Underdogs 

Nikki - 28, Real Estate Agent

Sparkly, cute, blonde.

Odds: 2.5 / 5 roses

Noni - 25, swimwear designer

Loves bacon. A lot. Gives Richie a bouquet of bacon roses. Also quips: "Don't go bacon my heart."

Odds: 2.5 / 5 roses

The Already Eliminated

Say buh-bye to Aimee (31, Business Development) and Natalie (27, Communications). Shout out to Vintaea (25, Massage Therapist) for a classy tap out from a less than classy gal. We still love you though.

And The Others

Georgia - 24, Artist; Kiki - 28, Personal Assistant; Marja - 34, Yoga Instructor; Sophie - 28, Customer Support; Laura - 25, Project Manager, Tolyna - 31, Personal Trainer; Faith - 26, Hairdresser and Mia - 25, Student/Former Athlete.

Words: Lucy Ahern

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